This One’s For You Lady Who Goes To The Movies Without Knowing What’s Playing
You walk up to the box office and ask “What’s good here?” not having a clue what any of the movies are about. As the employee explains the plot to one of the movies you ask him “Do other people like it?” and take out your cell phone to place a call to your girlfriend who doesn’t know anything about movies either. After getting her opinion you ask “Do you have a student discount?” so you can save money on something you obviously don’t need to spend money on. Then you decided to see the movie with the actor who’s name you think rings a bell and lay your twelve dollars down without hesitation asking “Can I buy popcorn here or do I have to go over there?” with a serious face then look lost when your told over there. You’d have it no other way but to spend two hours watching a screen and trying to read sub titles for two hours and then come out and complain that the movie wasn’t in English. It’s your big day out and your gonna kill your time the best way you know how. By wasting it!