Nutter Announces New “Moon Tax” From Moon
In a surprise historic event, Mayor Michael Nutter announces a new tax on moon gazing. And to prove just how serious he is, he actually went there to make the announcement.
“This is a historic day for Philadelphia, all of America and indeed the world,” Mayor Nutter said. “I am the first black Mayor to visit the moon to talk about a great way for Philadelphians to not cut programs in their neighborhoods by paying $7.50 every time there is a night where the moon is shining and is more than half full.”

