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Nutter Caught Skipping Town
Mayor Nutter, as captured by a readers iPhone today, is gettin' the hell out of dodge.
Mayor Michael Nutter was seen early today outside of City Hall trying to make a quick get-a-way and hitchhike to Cincinnati.
Faithful PhillyIsFunny.com reader Rod Ehnerhole snapped a quick shot with his iPhone. Thank you Rod!
When people in Cincinati heard about they Mayors plan, they immediately posed police on bridges, in bus stations and commuter trains to ship him back.
As far as I’m concerned, Ed Rendell needs to get his skinny ass back here so he can fix this mess and gain 20 courtesy of Tony Lukes. Cincinnati could probably use the Nutter-phucker.
Nutter Announces New “Moon Tax” From Moon
Mayor Nutter in his special mayoral space suit makes the announcement for a new moon tax.
In a surprise historic event, Mayor Michael Nutter announces a new tax on moon gazing. And to prove just how serious he is, he actually went there to make the announcement.
“This is a historic day for Philadelphia, all of America and indeed the world,” Mayor Nutter said. “I am the first black Mayor to visit the moon to talk about a great way for Philadelphians to not cut programs in their neighborhoods by paying $7.50 every time there is a night where the moon is shining and is more than half full.”