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		<title>PhillyIsFunny.com News brings exclusive demands from North Korea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<title>Philly Is Funny News Episode 3: Governor Chris Christie Orders from Taco Bell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fumo Doing &#8220;Just Great&#8221; Adjusting to Prison Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vince Fumo describes his transition into prison life as &#8220;going as well as expected&#8221; and &#8220;full of new challenges&#8221;. As the days slowly drain by, the once powerful State Senator likes to spend his time reading, drawing, writing letters and scheming ways to escape by appeal or tunneling out of his cell. Fumo also said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coupons for Recycling. A win win.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Instead of collecting the millions owed to the city by businesses, private residents and illegal immigrants, the city has decided to continue to tax the people who do the right thing by implementing a trash collection fee. The good news is we wont be taxed on all the trash that covers our streets. The even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Philadelphia man cleans gutters, obliterates neighborhood</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia man John Crackel destroys his neighborhood but not using a ladder safely while cleaning his gutters.]]></description>
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		<title>Things Nutter Should Tax Instead of Sweet-Drinks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Pen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mayor Nutter wants to tax all sweetened drinks sold in the city, 2 cents an ounce. This move is unprecedented and borderline genius. We haven’t seen something so creative since Mayor Street made the boy scouts admit gay scout leaders or pay market rent in their city owned building. Although taxing sweetened drinks is brilliant, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This One&#8217;s For You Lady Who Goes To The Movies Without Knowing What&#8217;s Playing</title>
		<link>http://www.phillyisfunny.com/2009/12/11/this-ones-for-you-lady-who-goes-to-the-movies-without-knowing-whats-playing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lipper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You walk up to the box office and ask &#8220;What&#8217;s good here?&#8221; not having a clue what any of the movies are about. As the employee explains the plot to one of the movies you ask him &#8220;Do other people like it?&#8221; and take out your cell phone to place a call to your girlfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teamsters Union Pickets Red Cross, Summons Vampires</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In yet another foray into Philadelphia institutions and the unions that drive them, the local chapter of the Teamsters union is feuding with none other than the Red Cross. Yes, the non-profit organization that makes sure life preserving blood is available to medical facilities all around the world. Not only have they been accused of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This one&#8217;s for you Intense Creepy Alone Guy in a strip club</title>
		<link>http://www.phillyisfunny.com/2009/12/03/this-ones-for-you-intense-creepy-alone-guy-in-a-strip-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lipper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You walk in alone and sit by the bar not saying a word to anyone. It&#8217;s a strip club but your intense  and filling the room with tension. You stare at the girls as they dance in front of you barely blinking or moving a muscle. The dollars you hand out are few and far between. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PhillyIsFunny.com steals Philadelphia logo idea, runs with it</title>
		<link>http://www.phillyisfunny.com/2009/12/02/phillyisfunny-com-steals-philadelphia-logo-idea-runs-with-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffro Bodine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, our city unveiled a new logo to help show how inviting Philadelphia really is to business. We liked the idea so much that we decided to just plain gank the logo from the city and make a version that fits the message we want to show the world. PIF 1. Philadelphia marketing chumps [...]]]></description>
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