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Fumo Doing “Just Great” Adjusting to Prison Life
Fumo jokes and screams "AAHHHHH!!! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!"
Vince Fumo describes his transition into prison life as “going as well as expected” and “full of new challenges”.
As the days slowly drain by, the once powerful State Senator likes to spend his time reading, drawing, writing letters and scheming ways to escape by appeal or tunneling out of his cell.
Fumo also said he has found God and regularlly attends religious services despite his ego getting in the way of acknowledging a higher power.
“My relationship with God is complicated, necessary and probably very temporary,” Vince added.
Nutter Caught Skipping Town
Mayor Nutter, as captured by a readers iPhone today, is gettin' the hell out of dodge.
Mayor Michael Nutter was seen early today outside of City Hall trying to make a quick get-a-way and hitchhike to Cincinnati.
Faithful PhillyIsFunny.com reader Rod Ehnerhole snapped a quick shot with his iPhone. Thank you Rod!
When people in Cincinati heard about they Mayors plan, they immediately posed police on bridges, in bus stations and commuter trains to ship him back.
As far as I’m concerned, Ed Rendell needs to get his skinny ass back here so he can fix this mess and gain 20 courtesy of Tony Lukes. Cincinnati could probably use the Nutter-phucker.
